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Водка в стиле IT:
0.1л - demo
0.25л - trial version
0.5л - personal edition
0.7л - professional edition
1.0л - network edition
1.75л - enterprise
3л - for small business
5л - corporate edition
Бутыль самогона - home edition
"На посошок" - Service pack
Рассол с утра - Recovery tool
Закуска - plugins
Пиво - patch
Coca-cola, Fanta, 7 UP - trojan viruses